Why I Hate Raccoons

because they are evil. My friends think it is funny, that I am just being kooky, that raccoons never did anything to me...but I have some stories that will make the hair on the back of your neck stand up and you'll sleep with one eye open for a month. But first check out this story from KNBC news-

Rabid Raccoon Bites Man Asleep In Bed

and not only but also

Animal Also Attacks Man's Cat

WASHINGTON -- A Washington man was bitten by a rabid raccoon while he was asleep in his bed.

so he was asleep, in his home that he rents or pays mortgage for, minding his own business when a raccoon jumps on him and gives him a chomp!

One of his cats was also attacked by the raccoon.

Probably while trying to protect the poor guy

"It was not terribly painful," Rosenman said. "It was a clean bite. It also wasn't so frightening once I realized it wasn't one of our cats that somehow lost it's mind."

Obviously suffering from Stockholm syndrome and Post Traumatic Stress

Health officials said a raccoon is showing signs of sickness when it makes personal contact with a human.

Yeah right, not surprising that bureaucratic pencil pushers will find an excuse for raccoons typical psychotic behavior. Damn Hippies!

District residents are being asked not to leave food outside and to vaccinate pets.

Like that will protect citizens from the eminent raccoon uprising!